From time to time we are sent quips, jokes & poems with a definite Idaho flavor. These will be posted here for all to see and enjoy. Here is one that came the other day.
Idaho Cowboy Rescue
(a bit racy)Two cowboys from Idaho walk
into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust
from their throats. They stand at the bar,
drinking a beer and talking about current
cattle prices.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,
who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. After a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the cowboys looks at her and say,
"Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head, no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman
begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The cowboy walks over to
the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks
down her panties, and slowly runs his
tongue from the back of her thigh up to
the small of her back. The woman is so
shocked, that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again,
the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar
and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd
heard of that there "Hind Lick maneuver,
but I ain't never seen nobody do it.
Yep! Could be an Idaho cowboy!A RANCHER'S GUIDE TO LIFE:
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral:
When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be
surprised if they learn their lesson.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few that learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on that electric fence for themselves.